When my friends take my phone and wont give it back
i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it
STEPPING OUT OF THE SHOWER IS LIKE LANDING IN ANTARCTICA
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
Black people probs^^exactly.
i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not